Technically, I mean “Spider No More”, although I’m not sure technicalities matter when I’m already quoting using the name of an comic book cover that most normal people haven’t heard of. Come to think of it, I’m also not sure I should be publicizing my awareness of the book’s existence, let alone the fact that I’ve read it. I’ll blame it all on the Man.
Speaking of whom, I think the Man must read my blog because…(cue drum flare)…the giant spider alluded to earlier has vanished!
Well, either that, or it did resurrect itself and scamper away. I’m not sure I want to know.